January 2012
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Bitches I don't care about,
unless they down to get up out
their lingerie and parade buck naked around my couch.
Smoking is bad for you, so you better consider what you say before thats how I leave you after I blast at you you maggots best stop actin mad and rude, Your attitude will turn this rapper to cannibal, A can of fruit consists of less sucrose than your mandible, so I’m sandin down the jawbone to paw at the granules candy wrappers is all that you amountin to, like a salad of mounds bars and a...
Interior crocodile alligator,
Elephant tusk knobs on the crossfader
New rule.
I don’t respond to one word texts.
December 2011
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"we got shine in it's prime like a prison"
Look at what our government is doing.
Making you hoard IP addresses like a fucking pack rat because our politics are infested with media lobbyists and nut jobs who want to tighten their hold on American citizens. Not to mention they’re going to be able to detain you indefinitely, soon enough.
How much is too much? I guess we’ll see.
November 2011
Here's something I don't understand.
Parents who strongly object to their children leaving their family religion. the ones who disown and beat their children “in the name of God”.
Forget the fact that it’s religion for a second. At the base level, as a parent, you are telling your child not only that it’s not okay to be different, but that they are wrong for thinking critically and objectively. That is something that should be...
October 2011
"Privilege" is a bullshit as a blanket argument...
In some cases, it has merit; but to decide that my hardship is trivial just because of the color of my skin is plain offensive. You’re completely making a mockery of my entire struggle just because I’m a few shades lighter than you?
STRIFE IS NOT QUANTIFIABLE.
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I turn 20 next Sunday.
I’m not quite sure how to feel about that.
I guess…. I don’t really care? Meh.
Slug , circa 1989. →
Oh right.
Tumblr…
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Fact: The Government brought back Arrested...
Is it just a coincidence that the announcement came less than 24 hours after the protest hit major news outlets?
I think not.
September 2011
WatchThe newest stuff I got. Enjoy.
Buffin up on my poker skills,
BECAUSE FUCK Y’ALL BITCHES I’M TAKING YOUR MOTHERFUCKING CA$H TONIGHT.
SHADOWBOXIN’ - Blackheart
"I got your pocket watch on the wall across from...
OH AND SOMEONE BUSTED OPEN MY BACK WINDOW.
didnt take anything, though there were a few apparently valuable items inside.
I say apparently because inside is a broken xbox and what looks to be a nice deck. It’s not.
Fucking bullshit.
Some dude tried to shoplift today.
My coworker made a big deal about it, saying something to the effect of
“If upstanding people, normal people, have to buy it, then why shouldn’t he?”
Which, in all honesty? She’s totally right about that. But I just don’t care. It’s not my alcohol. It’s not my money. He’s not stealing anything from me. Now, my coworker? She’s a shareholder in...
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iammarsz replied to your post: A note to the rappers that think they “keep it hood”
most times that’s how it is
True. My favorite is the time DMX caught a case for impersonating FBI at an airport. He tried to steal a vehicle while there was a weapon and a bag of coke in his own SUV.
A note to the rappers that think they "keep it...
True Master was just re-arrested after ESCAPING THE COURTHOUSE during a custody hand off after his arraignment for a sexual assault charge.
Dude busted OUT of the fucking courthouse. Where did he go? His apartment.
See, he’s still a G. Just not a very smart one.
Sometimes that’s how it is.
You either got really skinny, or really good at...
I just applied for Food Stamps.
Grind grinded to a halt.
A new law in Wisconsin requires all voters to have...
Someone compared it to the Jim Crow laws, and the rest of the argument was how difficult it would be to obtain one, what with the lines and all.
Here’s the thing. In 1992, Apartheid was lifted in South Africa. In 1994, they held their first general election. Over 3 days, 19 MILLION people lined up to vote in their new leaders. They were told to get identification. They did. 19 million of...
The next time you box a car, bring a laser...
Ill be doing this for about another 10 minutes. You won’t be disappointed.
August 2011
I had a dream where my ex girlfriend got a job at...
It felt so weird. Mostly because it felt so real. It was awkward and even in a reality completely of my own creation, I didn’t have any idea what to say.
Fuck you, Smirnoff.
Drinking vodka mixed with lemon lime powerade.
Why must the day before payday suck so hard?
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AAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH GOD DAMN IT
I just shattered my piece.
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Maybe it's exactly as bad as it seems.
Or maybe you just don’t know whats happening.
amanyell replied to your post: Fucking bitch bailed on me.
:[ lo siento!
Lol not you Emu
Fucking bitch bailed on me.
See if you get invited next time.
This is new shit, 2011 visionary reppin, the west with kicks that made you deaf when its steppin, Seven three times, puttin X’s next to I’s with the nine, fuck you didn’t catch that shit, its alright rewind, your petty firearms are no harm to the divine, hold the line so I can murder you five at a time, catchin shells as I shoot like pale assassin, masked up stealing everything...
Fuck Safeway.
I can’t have a beard.
"puttin X's next to eyes with 9, get it?"
Some crazy black guy just tried to jump me at the...
Tonight was my night to fuck somebody up too.
But dude had a good 6 inches and 100 pounds on me, and there was no one else around but the girl I was with. Oh and his man was trying to come around the back of us.
So…. we dipped.
The fuck I look like reaching into my pockets for a cigarette for you though? That’s Run Yo Shit 101.
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These two drunk chicks think I'm trying to get at...
This is that female empowerment shit taken to a point beyond its means. Arrogant bitches that think every man on the street wants to fuck her.
Admittedly, that does happen to some people.
But not you.
I just got why it's called "missing e".
Don’t mind me, I’ll be in this corner banging pans together.
Hardship only exists out of necessity.
Theres a reason we don’t live in a Utopia. We’re not capable of it.
whenever i'm depressed, upset, or angry for any...
It’s okay, I get the urge to cut you too.
I can't keep a lighter to save my life.
Solution: buy a 20 pack of bics; saturate my house.
If I can’t hold onto one I’ll at least know one can’t be far away.